What are the benefits of being single list them please?

1. freinds with benefits


2. dump the broad when she's a nag


3. one nighters


4. do what you want when you want with whomever you want


5. peace and quiet


6. freedom





C'mon now I now you can add to this list easily.





Thanks,





Flavio

What are the benefits of being single list them please?
1. Not having spend an hour on the phone with your mom negotiating where you'll spend Christmas this year


2. Sleeping - spread-eagled - in the middle of your queen-size bed.


3. No plucking, waxing or shaving of any sort if you don't feel like it.


4. Coming home at 2am on a Sunday morning and deciding whether you'd like to sleep on your bed, on the couch, or on the bathroom tiles.


5. Playing your pop-tastic boy band music at top volume whenever you feel like it, without worrying whether it's intellectual/"cool" enough for his tastes.


6. When you wake up at odd hours in the morning and can't back to sleep, you're free to watch TV,bath,or scrub the kitchen floor without worrying about waking him.


7. Ironing your dress in the morning without running the risk of someone walking in and saying, "While you're at it, won't you iron my shirt?"


8. TWO WORDS: Remote control.


9. The fact that you don't have to resort to frustatingly complex mathematical formulas that that co-ordinate your schedules before going to see a movie.


10. Eating the last piece of chocolate without feeling you have to offer it to him first...


11. .....And without him commenting that you're looking porky and you don't need it.


12.GARLIC....lots of it.


13. You can spend the weekend in bed with a book without explaining yourself.


14. Deciding to eat couscous and apples for a month (or two) while you pay off your gorgoeus new handbag will not start WWIII.


15. Focusing on your career without having to apologize for your work hours.


16. Not having to remember all those extra dates: anniversaries, his birthday, his mother's birthday...


17. Waking up one day and deciding to quit your job, sell everything and hike though the Alps? No problem.


18. Flirting with five different men - who buy you five different drinks - in one night.


19. Never having to wonder where he is, who he's with, why he hasn't called...


20. ANOTHER WORD: IN-LAWS





Heya hope it helps got it from a women's magazine just be a bright spark and apply it to yourself!!!!!!
Reply:1) Having a date with Rosie Palma frequently, cause you can't find a woman who thinks you're hot enough.





2) She can dump you, too, remember.





4) One nighters? If that floats your boat, but remember to wear your raincoat. There's a lot of diseases out there, and once you get 'em, you GOT 'em.





5) Peace and quiet? If you say so. I'm married and I got plenty of that, too.





6) Freedom? Like what? Like being able to come and go as you please? I got that. It's just that I have the common decency to let my partner know where I'm going and when I expect to return. It's called courtesy; look into it.
Reply:No one to share your income with. Spend the extra on whatever you want. Stay out as late as you want without anyone worrying about you or what you are doing.
Reply:sleeping with married women without having to worry about your wife finding out. :)
Reply:* No one cares if the toilet seat is up.


* No fights. Not about money, jealousy or anything else.


* Not having to answer the question: What are you thinking?


* Can have female friends.


* Don't have to hear take your shoes off in the house.


* No one cares if I don't take the garbage out right now.


* The remote control is right where I left it


* Strip clubs without hearing.... if you loved me


* Not having 75 pairs of shoes blocking my way into the closet


* I can eat out of the same pan I cooked in.


* Internet porn


* No in-laws


* I decide how my house is decorated..... or uh not decorated.


* No need to ask permission to buy the Harley Davidson.


* No notice road trips with the guys.


* Never having to explain, just because it is a priority to her doesn't mean it is one to me.


* Not having to hear, I'm not in the mood.


* Last weeks dishes still sitting in the sink is ok.
Reply:Maybe that your a Jerk
Reply:Sounds as though someones full of himself. If you wanna be lonely for the rest of your life, keep up the attitude...it is SOOO NOT attractive to females.
Reply:Flavio,





I noticed that you were able to answer this question alot easier than the being married one.


Maybe that's because you have more experience in this field.


Wow, I can't figure out why ;)
Reply:No one to leave their dirty underwear on the floor





Bathroom sink free of shaving cream and hair





No one to complain about how much money you are spending





Men accually try to get into your pants instead of demanding it and gettting mad when you tell them taking your pants off is not foreplay





I can add a thousand more if i had the time.
Reply:You can remain totally and utterly selfish and self absorbed - without any compelling reason to do otherwise.





Of course with it comes all the negatives of BEING self absorbed and selfish, including being lonely, miserable, bitter, paranoid, and narrow minded.





I don't think marriage is necessarily the key, but I do think being willing and able to commit to a monogamous, mutually respectful relationship allows for a lot of personal growth.
Reply:eating dinner alone


sleeping alone


watchig tv alone


and


not being able to call someone yours